This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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