people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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