real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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