soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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