I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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