this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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