My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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