Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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