you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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