THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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