we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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