she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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