Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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