If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
His nipple licking is glorious
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