I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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