At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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