i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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