i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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