And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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