If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
