do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
There are leaves in my underwear?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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