dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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