at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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