Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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