I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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