I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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