So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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