I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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