No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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