dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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