I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just blew my weed a kiss
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
