You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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