So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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