i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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