I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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