I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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