i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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