How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I should be sponsored by Trojan
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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