The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Couch. On fire.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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