Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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