I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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