Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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