I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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