i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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