I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Less talking, more tequila
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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