she was so not down for the gang bang
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Ketchup is God's man juice
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
