that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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