The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
No subtext here. People are naked.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
