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OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I will pee on everything he values.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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