Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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